Insults.

Random classmate talking : blablabla.
Wait huh, I think we on different wavelength, let me try to adjust my wavelength.
*ADJUSTED*
okay, say that again.
Random classmate repeating : still blablabla.
SORRY DUDE, I don't absorb very much at this wavelength.

HEY Classmate! there is something in your eyes!
WOW, A sparkle of intelligence.
Oh wait, its gone now, hmm, must have been the reflection.
*Shrugs*

Why am I "little miss noisy" when Im clearly talkative, I should be "little miss talkative!"
BITCH PLS (9gags, no offense, can't resist not using it.)
If someone is talkative, he/she is at least talking sense. But you..........YOU MAKE NOISE WHEN YOU TALK AND I CANT MAKE ANY SENSE OUT OF IT so your noisy and not talkative!

I should 9gag!!!!!!!