my digimon bunkmate

There is this pregnant four eyed slug looking bunkmate walking around the room now in his underwear. His jelly jelly belly sagged beyond the rubber rims of his underwear, and when he bends down, I fear that his belly would pour onto the ground. I feel like asking him, can he see his weeny when he pees at the urinal? (in the interest of sensitivity, i wont ask, ill just speculate.)

He is a great guy actually, totally stole the thunder at last week's racial harmony event and possibly saving the whole signal branch from the wrath of those upstair. And he did that by just doing the things he do everyday.

Aha, if you play digimon, you must know what is a slugmon. The precursor to teddymon, slugmon is the lowest ranking monster and its weapon of choice is spewing shit from its mouth at its opponent. Thats exactly what this bunkmate of mine do everyday but he spewed some funny shit last week at that event that got everyone laughing, especially those from upstair.

I actually admire his gift of verbal diarhorrea..some shit has its purpose!