Wishful thinking

Just applied for two local uni even though its a one in a million chance.
Perhaps my essay will move them to tears.
and grant me an interview.
but as the title goes, wishful thinking.

There's this private uni, MDIS.
Which offers direct honours @ SGD $35k(Possible exemption for first year but I don't want.)(Not inclusive of whatever charges)
BUT THEN its an evening program. (Need to be confirmed)
Even though the degree is from an accredited university,
the "evening program" label made it sound like a night school.
which is so, wrong.
Me, attending a NIGHT SCHOOL?
No way.

So I thought of something impossible and that is,
taking A levels.
I have 2 years in army.
I can take GP, Chemistry, Biology, History, Mathematics, more than enough subjects to get to local uni.
BUT there's the freaking mother tongue hurdle, though I still need to find out whether MT is compulsory or not. I saw something on Mother Tongue syllabus B on the examination webby.
It would be perfect if I can combine 2 years result. Again, need to find out more.

Or just let me strike ToTo. $500k will do
I'll take the first flight out of SG to study in the land of timtams and kiwis.