I got bored and I decide to chat with myself.

I'm bored, I'm chatting with myself.

Tell me Allson, What should you do?
List them down, do it like a new year’s resolution anyway, its about time to think about new year’s resolution.
So…this year I started out with hopes and dreams but ending with curses and screams and becoming psychosis. Okay, enough ranting Allson, write down the stuff that will get yourself organized.

1st of all, Finish the damn PP poster. Stop putting it off. Its only 8 slides, print them out and paste it on A3 drawing block, not that hard right?. Finish it by MONDAY NIGHT, print and rehearse on TUESDAY. That’s it, no more excuses.

Secondly, get an alarm clock with very loud alarm. Stop being late for school you lazy ass, wake up at 7am ought to give yourself enough time to bath and get there on time. Who knows, maybe all the grades you are getting will be reduced to nothing by the lateness!

Thirdly, clean the damn room. Do a winter cleaning because spring cleaning is too far away. I believe the hygiene of the room is the one causing the acne in the first place so, dump all the rubbish into your parents’ room, like they dump theirs into yours.

Fourth, start studying. Enough said, search engines are not going to secure you a good job in the future, you will need the hard stuff you get from books, not asking yahoo.

Fifth, I know you have been eyeing that pair of shoes so get it for Christmas and also that jacket with that hard to find fabric…get them before they disappear!

Six, learn the piano. It’s been like how many donkeys months already yet you still haven’t register for piano lessons. Come on, you know efforts are cumulative (though evidently, some are not) and next year today, you could be playing jay chou songs on the piano. If only you started last year!

Seventh. Stop day dreaming. Only one life so you better live it. Too much time WAS wasted, you regret, you feel stupefied, you scold yourself and you wasted 2 years for nothing which is equivalent to 730 days which is also 17520 hours which can also be 1051200 minutes on nothing. I passed my maths and 8 digits means more than a million. So you have wasted 10 million minutes on nothing. That’s A LOT. But wait a minute, you know someone wasted 15 millions (3 years) minutes but yet, still stupid enough to waste god knows how many millions minutes more.

Eight, get a new job. It is not about the pay rate, it is about the job scope. Boring hanging back clothes and working till 11pm. Lots of better job out there.


Tenth. Pull the GPA up. You entered RP because you were dumb enough to let your heart (woodlands) rule over your choice instead of letting your brain choose. You were dumb enough to skip so many lessons in year 1 for bubble teas that your GPA suffers. You were dumb enough to skip year 2 sem 1 elective module for 8 times under the excuse of too tired having 5 days week. You were dumb enough not to apply for the straight route to monash uni when you could have done so. Writing this down makes Allson feels dumb over the academic choices he made, let not the heart rule the academic choices anymore Allson, it didn’t turn out well.